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With no girls around, my mind was wondering Thinking of some way to release it I looked in the kitchen, saw some Crisco oil And that's when my blood started to boil, oh oh yeh. Ouh, Ouh, Ouh, uh-oh Ouh, Ouh, Ouh, oh god, what did I just do? No one wanted to be with me Had to make my dream come true I wanted to hump something I didn't know what to do. It seemed like a good idea And no one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle, And now I can't get it out. (I stuck my weenie in a bottle today got it stuck up in there all the way, yeah. I stuck my weenie in a bottle oh no, I can't, I can't, someone come help me out.) It's turning purple, all the feelings gone Now where did I put that friggin phone Dialing 911 Please pick up, I'm in a lot of pain This was supposed to feel good Now I'm suffering, oh please answer... (Denver 911- what is your emergency?) Ouh, Ouh, Ouh, (hello) Ouh, Ouh, Ouh, (sir, what seems to be the problem?) No one wanted to be with me Had to make my dream come true I wanted to hump something I didn't know what to do...(go on) It seemed like a good idea And no one else was around I stuck my weenie in a bottle, And now I can't get it out. (You stuck your weenie in a bottle, oh my you must be a really lonely, guy. You stuck your weenie in a bottle, that's the first Don't worry sir, we're sending somebody out.) (No one wanted to be with him Had to make his dream come true He wanted to hump something) I didn't know what to do. (It seemed like a good idea And no one else was around He stuck his weenie in a bottle) And now I can't get it out. Stuck my weenie in a bottle today Now, now, now I can't get it out.  More Weird Al Yankovic Song Lyrics
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