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I Just hate stupid people They should just have to wear a sign that says "I'm Stupid!" That way you wouldn't rely on them, would yah? You wouldn't ask them anything, "Excuse me? Oh! Never mind, I didn't see your sign." It's Like before my wife and I moved from Texas to California, our house was full of boxes, there's a U-Haul truck in our drive-way My friend comes over and asks, "Hey, you movin?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week, just to see how many boxes it takes" Here's your sign Travis Tritt:(chorus) Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand We're not dealing with the planet of apes We're talkin' 'bout the modern man So you people with them itsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds Here's Your Sign Here's Your Sign Bill Engvall: A couple of months ago, I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock. I lifted this big ol' stringer of bass, this idiot on the dock goes; "You catch all them fish?" "Nope. Talked em into givin' up" Here's Your Sign I was out in the front yard, with my boy the other day and he was playing with his little friend, and he hit his friend, and I went up to him and said, "Hey! *smack* We don't hit" He looked at me like... "Here's your sign dad" Travis Tritt: (chorus) Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand We're not dealing with the planet of apes We're talkin' 'bout the modern man So you people with them itsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds Here's Your Sign Here's Your Sign Bill Engvall: I was watching one of those animal shows on the discover channel There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. There's only one way to test that. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on. looks gooood. They want you to jump in this pool of sharks, and you tell us it hurts when they bite you" "Well Alright, hold my sign, I don't wanna lose it." Travis Tritt: (chorus) Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand We're not dealing with the planet of apes We're talkin' 'bout the modern man So you people with them itsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds Here's Your Sign Here's Your Sign Bill Engvall: Last summer I was on my way home, I was driving around, I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into those side-of-the-road gas stations, the attendent walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear to god he went, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said "Nope, no- I was driving around and all of a sudden the other 3 just swelled right up on me" Here's Your Sign Travis Tritt: (chorus) Why can't they get the picture Why don't they understand We're not dealing with the planet of apes We're talkin' 'bout the modern man So you people with them itsy, bitsy, tinsy, wentsy, tiny minds People with them little bitty, teny, weeny, tiny minds Here's Your Sign Bill Engvall: We were trying to sell our car about a year ago, guy comes over to the house, drove the car round for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe. He goes, "Damn that's hot!" See if he'd been wearing a sign, I could have stopped him.  More Travis Tritt Song Lyrics
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