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t'was the fight before christmas when all through the house no furniture left standin' no t. v. or couch or aquarium heck, they even knocked over my chia pet ma maw was flung across the room by her hair by her sister ethel who never fought fair LET'S GERT READY TO TUMBLE the children all wrassled and jumped off the beds droppin elbows and knees on each others heads and ma maw with her fryin pan and pa with his bat cleared half the room in ten seconds flat the whole brawl began with an innocent mater when aunt flo thought eugene said SHE LOOKS A WHOLE LOT FATTER she knocked him through the window he fell with a crash tore down the gutters and busted his ... leg really bad ya shoulda seen it looked like he'd been in a motorcycle wreck yea it was awful i could barely look at it see both sides of our family have never gotten along and every holiday something always goes wrong ya aint supposed to fight but spread joy in this season but when they get the nog they just look for a reason in no time at all everybody joined in and right there we squared off with our closest of kin IT'S A TIME FOR GIVIN said uncle bill as he gave a black eye to his brother-in-law phil i heard someone say IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, AND RIGHT NOW, I'M THINKIN ABOUT KNOCKIN YOUR BUTT OUT presents and fists flew all over the room and nanna had some pretty fancy moves with a broom she took out three cousins and knocked over the tree and i ducked just in time she swung 'round at me CHORUS: it's my favorite time of year dad always has too much beer gets on the roof and hunts reindeer merry christmas from the whole fam damily tie the antlers on the dog save some shine for santa clause from all the inlaws and outlaws merry christmas from the whole fam damily Verse 2: i crawled to the phone Lord it seemed like a mile and called 911, which we keep on speed dial in a matter of minuets out the window appeared flashin' blue lights and the sheriff john deer just then six men burst through the door some yellin' HANDS UP some GET ON THE FLOOR a stray cluch from grampa found the sheriff's chin and just for good measure he clocked him again it took all six cops to get grampa in cuffs ya know he gets fiesty when he runs out of snuff we all stoped our fighting and cheered grampa on heck, i thought he could take em' i guess i was wrong as they dragged him outside he yelled I'VE BEEN FRAMED he was kickin and screamin and callin them names you (beep) you (beep) let me go you (beep) you donut eatin stupid (beep) son of a (beep) we stood on the porch as did all our neighbors who always took interest in our families behavors MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS we heard grandma shout and WE'LL TAKE ALL THE PRESENTS BACK, DAD, AND COME BAIL YA OUT by now we'd forgoten what we'd been fighting for we were battered and bruised but united once more then we all joined hands and sang silent night and we heard grampa exclaim as they drove outta sight MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, MAN THAT WAS A GOOD FIGHT CHORUS: deck your neighbor, deck the halls 'tis the season for a brawl from all of us to all of yall merry christmas from the whole fam damily merry christmas from the whole fam damily merry christmas from the whole fam damily  More Judd Cledus T Song Lyrics
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