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Winter Olympics 2002 Tribute lyrics
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and the theme song for the olympics is "America" by Neil Diamond Now, no offence to Neil Diamond but thats songs good it's only like 20 years old So I thought I could change the words to some more recent songs and see if they want to use those instead You should highlight the events, like downhill skiing I can go down hill on the icey snow dressed up in my unitard where else can I go? I'm only a man on two skinny red skis instead of cologne I'm wearing anti freeze Can't even tell if I'm winning the race because snot is frozen on my face and its not easy to down hill ski And the a... The winter olympics, they just happen to be in February which is also black history month I think that's just perfect considering how much black people love winter sports What in the world was on your mind? What chu got on your mind? a couple of dudes with nose bleeds and its hard to breathe with that height people just white people cause Aint no homies play hockey if its below 30 you can bite me I'll turn off my Sony till you stop that I'm gonna see a movie with a hot pack Thaw out One good reason to turn in this year is this new event called skeleton where an Olympian lays on this tiny metal sled on their stomach and go head first down the mountain. It's insane. Never made it as a luge man Couldnt hack it on the bobsled now you dont have to remind me of how I will get hurt You dont have to remind me Haven't done it since the 40s Go down a mountain like 50 stories All the drugs that I'll be takin For all the bones that I'll be breaking I will cry I could die You'll have to find my body at the bottom These few words in my head saying don't die don't die Don't die on this sled yeah, yeah please don't die on this little sled  More Jimmy Fallon Song Lyrics
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